bowtais-are-cool:

I left my painting in the art studio overnight. 

wilwheaton:

BUTTS

wilwheaton:

BUTTS

stoned-levi:

mamarobutt:

stoned-levi:

cuddlyukrainian:

do girls poop 

where is the science side

Girls don’t defecate; they’re titans.

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louigan:

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

truly a work of art

dennys:

happy easter

dennys:

happy easter

what-is-it-anon:

actual-marlo:

picturesofarmincrying:

You guys want to hear a joke?

The Military Police.

That’s it. That’s the joke.

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metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

tatatarata-ratata:

frigginwinchesters:

son-of-an-assbutt:

sandslashing:

ubiquitous-love:

zeekayart:

so my initials are sms so i’d be princess kawaii princess! how kawaii!!

kawaii princess kawaii

im literally kawaii kawaii kawaii this is bullshit

kawaii hime hime bonbon

Kawaii kawaii kawaii

kawaii hime kawaii kawaii

what is sword art online ?????

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

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